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J.Crew x Ebbets Field Calgary Purity ball cap

After World War II, Canada had a booming baseball scene. This hat was worn by the 1946 Calgary Purity, one of the teams in the Alberta Big Four League—one of the most popular leagues in the country.

Wut? I grew up in Calgary, and in all the years I lived there I NEVER saw or heard references to a local ball team called the Calgary Purity.
Was this a thing that event existed? The internet doesn’t really tell us. Wikipedia offers no detail about the team.  Google brings up this single page… ironically, the picture of the team on the page shows the team wearing hats completely different to the “reproductions” now sold.
I’m working on a theory that this team was completely fabricated last year to sell baseball caps this year to those who don’t know any better.

J.Crew x Ebbets Field Calgary Purity ball cap

After World War II, Canada had a booming baseball scene. This hat was worn by the 1946 Calgary Purity, one of the teams in the Alberta Big Four League—one of the most popular leagues in the country.

Wut? I grew up in Calgary, and in all the years I lived there I NEVER saw or heard references to a local ball team called the Calgary Purity.

Was this a thing that event existed? The internet doesn’t really tell us. Wikipedia offers no detail about the team.  Google brings up this single page… ironically, the picture of the team on the page shows the team wearing hats completely different to the “reproductions” now sold.

I’m working on a theory that this team was completely fabricated last year to sell baseball caps this year to those who don’t know any better.

Carpet - Do Work (DJ set) [mp3]

A solid hour of summery electro.  Better listen to this while there’s still some summer left.

thefader:

FADER MIX: LIL SILVA
TRACKLIST
Jamie xx – All Under One Roof Raving
John Talabot – So Will Be Now ft. Pional
Lone – Airglow Fires
Cozzy D – Aphrodite
George Fitzgerald – Nighttide Lover
Aaliyah – One In A Millon
Lil Silva – Mabel
Kill Frenzy – Warm Inside
Future – Move That Dope
Lil Silva – Gobble That
Schoolboy Q – Studio
Ludacris – What’s your Fantasy
Lil Silva – First Mark
Hudson Mohawke – Chimes
Half Pint – Substitute Lover
Lil Silva – Don’t You Love ft. BANKS

Yup yup!

thefader:

FADER MIX: LIL SILVA

TRACKLIST

  1. Jamie xx – All Under One Roof Raving
  2. John Talabot – So Will Be Now ft. Pional
  3. Lone – Airglow Fires
  4. Cozzy D – Aphrodite
  5. George Fitzgerald – Nighttide Lover
  6. Aaliyah – One In A Millon
  7. Lil Silva – Mabel
  8. Kill Frenzy – Warm Inside
  9. Future – Move That Dope
  10. Lil Silva – Gobble That
  11. Schoolboy Q – Studio
  12. Ludacris – What’s your Fantasy
  13. Lil Silva – First Mark
  14. Hudson Mohawke – Chimes
  15. Half Pint – Substitute Lover
  16. Lil Silva – Don’t You Love ft. BANKS

Yup yup!

juliaheffernan:

Listen to your plants

This is wonderful.

juliaheffernan:

Listen to your plants

This is wonderful.

kleinmania:

A$AP Vandelay

kleinmania:

A$AP Vandelay

tastefullyoffensive:

Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]

I’ve been offline for two weeks (shut up). What is this? This is great.

Here’s a bottle of Rosé in the shape of a cat. I guess #SummerOfRosé has reached it’s logical conclusion. Thanks, everyone… It’s been a fun thing to beat into the ground!

Here’s a bottle of Rosé in the shape of a cat. I guess #SummerOfRosé has reached it’s logical conclusion. Thanks, everyone… It’s been a fun thing to beat into the ground!

Ryan Adams - Let It Ride (Live on the BBC)

I’m on vacation now. Just threw my work laptop in the lake. This will be my speed for the next week.

UPDATE: Looks like I’m going to have to do some work on the weekend.  Still, I can work with NO PANTS if I want to.

So long and thanks for all the beer, Vancouver!

This trip was way too short (less than 48 hours) and I was way busy with work, so we didn’t get to see everyone who we hoped to see, nor did we get to do all the things we hoped to do.  Still a little time in Vancouver in the summer is better than no time in Vancouver in the summer, right?

Also: shouts to the bars and restaurants in Gastown for being surprisingly toddler-friendly.  That really made things great.

Also: be sure to check out my art installation, “Gum on Gumhead" appearing at the Vancouver Art Gallery now until whenever Gumhead is taken down because of bio-hazard risk.